Cheap Thrills: Chevelle Dragon Wagon

The owner of this '67 Chevelle Wagon has taken the brevity approach to car sales. It's a Chevy. It's black. It's got a 350. And you can hall a shit-load of kids (or pot plants given the heavy tint) in the back. That's about all we know about this wagon from the ad. Rust? Hard to say. The oblique angle of the photo is either the seller's attempt to hide the rot or a strategy to get the entire boat into the shot.
We'd usually pass by an add like this one, but the car is tagged at $3,500 and the owner lives in Rising Sun, Maryland. The culture's good in this town near the Delaware border. They've got a drag strip . And since their isn't shit to do but race in Rising Sun, we're guessing this seller can quote you an ETA, even if he didn't put it in the ad.