WTF? Miley Cyrus Trades Porsche for Prius

We're not much for celebs, and celeb news, especially about 16-year-old singers who suck, though truthbetold, we tend to envy their cars. But a popular tennie site called OMG! reports that Miley Cyrus traded in her Porsche for a Prius. She says she's going to soup up her "dream car" with Hello Kitty mats. We understand a young girl's wish to protect the environment and the teenage tendency to make bad choices. But we have some advice for Miley: drive the Porsche, even if it is a Cayenne. Kids across America are dying for one. Ride the bus if you want to lower your carbon footprint. Or get in line for a Tesla.