Thursday, February 19, 2009

Hand of God Smites Pimp

We enjoyed the New York Daily News headline for its story on the mayhem that took place in the city Tuesday ("Pimp beats gal, flees cops and is killed by private sanitation truck") but we thought we'd try to improve on it. The headline pretty much sums up the story.
Seems one Mustafa Abdul-Qawiyy and one of his ladies were seen by the cops beating a second lady on a midtown street. They fled in a red '96 Buick Roadmaster when divine intervention stepped in and set the duo into the path of an oncoming trash truck.
Killed Mustafa dead. Woman with him lived. No word on the Buick, but it looks like a total loss. News sources say Mustafa had only recently started pimping, which likely explains his choice of ride.

2 comments:

  1. hee hee a trash truck

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  2. Better Headline.... "True Roadmaster Demolishes Imposter"

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