New Citroen: Lamer Than Old One

On Wednesday we reported that French automaker Citroen was planning an updated version of its iconic DS from the '50s. If Internet leaks are to be believed, it is, and it's lame. In our post we suggested Citroen update the funky thing by making it a two-door and shortening its impossibly long wheelbase. Goes to show why we're not designers. Now it looks like a boxy moon unit, rather than a sleek submarine. Another iconic make ruined by the retro craze, though we didn't like it much in the first place. But at least the old DS was odd.